Product Description

WHAT IS THIS THING?

Hey! The Insultinator is a spiral-bound insult generator for the whole family! This tabletop calendar is great for home, work, on the moon, and with 54,872 harmless combinations it guarantees to provide loads of laughs!
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HOW DO I USE IT?

You might be asking yourself, “when and where do I use this thing?!” Great question, you Scabby Knuckle Pirate! Beyond being a handy calendar, there are endless opportunities to turn to your snarky new friend, The Insultinator. Here are just a few examples:

WHO IS IT FOR?

The Insultinator is perfect for you, your Mom, your best friend, AND makes for the perfect gift for anyone, anytime. Since the calendar never expires,  think about stocking up for emergencies: no more forgetting Timmy’s Birthday! No more not having a present for Aunt Betty’s retirement party! Never again will you be caught without a gift for that neighbor who actually remembered to water your plants!  Who will you give one to?